Ninja Hauler

I have no idea if this is a spoof or not, but there is a certain element of "truth in advertising" here that struck a chord. Plus it was gut-busting funny.

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A Message From The US Auto Industry

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Source. (thanks Richard Metzger and Xeni Jardin of Boing Boing)

Ouch

I ran across the following excerpt at the Jerome Levy Forecasting Center at Bard College:

"Lending is not going to be fixed by recapitalizing banks. The underlying problem is not just that aggregate private loans are too large relative to bank capital; it is that they are too large relative to aggregate private income. Thus, the problem is with the borrowers, not just the lenders, and households need to lower their debt relative to income while corporations need to lower their debt relative to revenue. . . "

If the giant brains at the JLFC are correct, then we are looking at a much longer term problem that cannot be fixed by government alone.

This is further proof of what I have been saying for the last several weeks: “that the market and the economy are very different and separate things”.

Canada and Apple's iPhone 3G

Everyone in Canada is concerned about the existing duopoly between Roger's and Telus in the marketplace, and how the two behemoths are able to keep their voice and data rates at astronomically high levels despite consumer outcry. Enter Tom Bielecki, an engineering student at the University of Calgary, in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Tom has started an online petition for Rogers to reduce its data rates tied with the introduction of the new Apple iPhone 3G. The issue is compelling from a consumer point of view, and raises the spectre of fair treatment in the context of a North American market.

I trust that AT&T's iPhone plan plus roaming charges will cost more than the basic plan that Roger's/Fido will offer in Canada. If not, count me in for a post office box in Montana and an AT&T contract!

So far the petition has got more than 6,000 signatures. Check it out at http://www.petitiononline.com/iPhone99/petition.html and add your signature to the list.

The Power of Suggestion

I think the first time that I realized how powerful language could be was in 1977. I was in a crowded movie theater watching Star Wars with all the other ten year olds, wondering how I could possibly get my hands on a Landspeeder and a real light-saber, when I heard the following:

Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.

Whoa, what just happened there? If somehow I could use the power of suggestion, like Obi-Wan, then a light-saber would just get in the way of what I really could achieve!

Fast-forward thirty years, and recently a friend's daughter tried to Obi-Wan him when told it was time for bed. "These aren't the droids you're looking for", was the response, and of course it totally busted him up with laughter, and earned the little one an extra ten minutes of "stay-up" time. This just goes to show you that kids still think of this as a great power, and a great scene!

So now, some thirty years after Luke looked across the desert of Tatoonie with those super-cool binoculars, is the power of language really still that important?

Why yes, of course it is. This week is the start of TED 2008, one of the most amazing, and exclusive conferences the world has ever known. Great thinkers gather to speak on many different subjects around a common loose theme. The videos are now being put up on the web for all of us to see. I'd suggest a visit to the site to see if you can find your Obi-Wan amongst the speakers.

May the Force be with you!

Yesterday's Real Tradgedy

Death is never something to treat lightly, it wrenches the heart, tears gennerations apart, and will eventutally visit us all. That's my preamble...

As the interwebs have been reporting, actor Heath Ledger was found dead in New York yesterday (22-Jan-08). I have read many outpourings of emotions, and heard people speak of what a tradgedy it was. I totally agreee, his little child will not know him, and certainly the film world will miss his contribution to the medium. But the "real" tradgedy as I see it is the treatment of another story that broke the same day,..which points to the utter fickleness of the media, and also, unfortunatley speaks volumes about what type of society we are.

What I am referring to is the UN's annual report on infant mortaility. The report was released the same day of Heath Ledger's death, and despite the newsworthyness of the report, it was completley overshadowed and given very little press coverage by the major media outlets.

The following are two points from the report that should give every inhabitant of this pale blue dot major pause for thought:

• In 2006, nearly 9.7 million children died worldwide before their fifth birthdays, mostly from preventable causes such as diarrhea, malaria or malnutrition.


• More than 26,000 children under 5 die each day on average.

Each day,.... 26,000!! Despite that atrocious number, the study goes on to say that significant progress has been made from the previous year's study, and that there is great promise for the world's children.

A celebrity died yesterday, so did approximately 26,000 children. Heath Ledger deserves our condolences,... the children of the world deserve much, much better.

Thanks to aka Eddie for the discussion.

I really can't wait.

October 10, 2010 will be a great day for those of us geek-types who seek "The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything".

Why, you ask? Well October 10, 2010 in shorthand is 10/10/10, the binary of which is 101010 or 42.

Jelly Fish

On a recent family trip to the West Coast we stopped in at the Vancouver Aquarium for a day of aquatic fun. Our family has always loved the ocean, despite our prairie roots, and it was certainly a marvelous day that did not dissapoint.

I would highly recommend a visit for anyone who finds themselves in Vancouver with kids and a need for something to do. Make sure to check out the Jelly Fish exhibit and don't miss the hands-on with the sea anemones,...gloriously gushy fun for everyone!

What's that smell? Oh its a General Election

I received this from a colleague asking if I thought it was just political spin...

Here is my reply:

It’s all spin. Both parties have flip-flopped on the issue of Income Trusts. To be honest I think that the both the Government and Opposition Finance people are just experimenting,… it’s scary but I don’t think they have the slightest clue of how things work. I thought I’d never say this, but I really miss the days when Paul Martin was the Finance Minister and things felt stable and just worked.

I have been a regular reader of the Market Guy, he is a Econ Prof and sporadically produces newsletters about his investment strategies and the financial market. He wrote an article on the Conservatives decision back in January that is still a good read today: http://www.marketguy.ca/

What worries me about the email? It’s the line that says:

"the Liberal plan will return at least 2/3 of investors’ money by replacing the 31.5% tax with a modest 10% tax paid by companies"

Just what in the hell does that mean? Do the Income Trusts have to pay that 10%, or is it the US companies that have purchased the trusts (smacks of G.W. Bush himself!). Or worse, do all Canadian companies have to pay a “bail out” fee through corporate taxes to all the investors who were too greedy to make sure that their portfolios were diversified enough?

Hmmm, I feel a rant:

I guess I am getting fed up with the blatant partisan political machinery here. Are party supports so closed-minded that they can’t see they are being taken for fools? I do not support any parties financially, I have had PC and Liberal signs on my lawn, I have voted for Yogic Flyer's, Marxist-Leninist's, Reformers, Blue Tories and Passionate Liberals. I have a Political Science degree, which if nothing else, has made me politically skeptical and put me in the “most un-likely to vote category”. But I am sorry Mr. McCallum, you’re scary email won’t do the trick…, if you want $100, or even $400 from me your going to have to do more than show a declining red line superimposed over a well fed Stephen Harper peppered with ominous undertones of "American Takeovers”. If you are really interested in scaring potential contributors to the Red Machine might I recommend some devil horns on the First Minister next time, or maybe a bonfire with Mr. Harper forcing senior citizens to empty their wallets and purses into the pyre (think Lord of the Rings bleakness).

Don’t get me wrong here, I am not saying that the Liberals are the only perpetrators of this low-brow campaigning,.. all parties, yes even the lowly NDP and the wayward Green’s. Stop treating us like idiots. If you would like to work for us, take a serious look at how you are spending our money, tread lightly and please do not insult our intelligence with this asinine drivel. The majority of Canadians are NOT party faithful, we are reluctant participators in a wonderful democracy. Get it wrong at your own peril.

Here endeth the rant.

Photo Blog: Home

Home is safe, warm and familiar.

Home is love, laughter and life.

There is no more important place in your heart, in your life, or in your mind's eye.

Photo Blog: Car-Car

OK, so my almost-two-year-old boy is nuts about cars, trucks, trains and airplanes. Which is so very different from his sister, despite recycling all of her old books and toys for him. So what gives?

I'd have to check, but I swear his first word was "car", and for several weeks he would finish a blathering sentence with the word "car", like it was some form of universal punctuation. However, above all motorized methods of transport, to him the Car is King.

We were out walking this weekend and every car that he could touch he would, feeling the fenders, running his fingers over the tires, and tapping the lights with his little knuckles. It was really cool to see this tactile relationship form.

I like cars, and I was nuts about them for a good ten years before realizing that other things like paying for groceries and having heat were probably more important that owning the fastest Porsche in the world. But hey, maybe this little guy has helped to rekindle that lost love of wheeled things, and maybe you'll find us working together on a classic someday not too far down the road. Car.

How to Fish in Advertising

I was speaking with a colleague the other day trying to explain my thoughts on a print ad when I came up with an analogy that seemed to work. At issue were the competing ideas of including all the available information into a print ad in order to inform the reader about all of her choices, versus leaving the print ad intentionally vague so as to entice the prospect further into your net (i.e. website) where you could provide a more immerse and information rich experience to her.

So the scene is set, and no this really isn't the forum to debate the merits of print ads, suffice it to say that our audience is both tactile and largely traditional engineering,.. although even that is changing. Where was I,.. oh yeah the analogy,... fishing.

I said to my colleague, "you would never show the frying pan to the fish, would you? You show the fish the worm, and keep the frying pan to yourself for the time-being".

Now I am not advocating frying your prospects, or even clubbing them with a frying pan, and to be honest the end result for the fish isn't in his best interest. What I am advocating within the narrow bounds of a print ad is that it is a bit of a risk-reward game. You want to provide enough information for the prospect to take the next step down the path, or to say "Yes!". What you do not want is to provide so much information that they are able to make a snap decision in the "No" direction. Or loose their interest, a truly cardinal sin!

The great thing about my work is that it involves no absolutes. We are all beings with unpredictable emotions, despite what pollsters and economists tell you!

Things I’ve Learned

I saw this in a Veer catalog and really, really liked it:

Things I’ve learned:

• There’s no shame in a house, a car, a picket fence.
• The world’s the size of a fingernail – if you want it to be.
• Expensive food just tastes better.
• Whether the glass is half full or half empty, it’s best to shoot it all back.

Check out Veer, very cool company... remeber ImageBank or EyeWire?

aka Eddie: A question of faith

I've got a buddy who has just started his first personal blog after doing one for his softball team for a year or so. His first foray into bloging was no small matter as he decided to tackle the subject of organized religion and faith. It's worth a read... aka Eddie: A question of faith

Chuck Taylor's & 501's

As I approach 40, well it's a few years away still, I find myself reminiscing about the "good old days". You know when I listened to CKXL on my clock radio well into the wee hours of the night waiting for that one special song, when a Lada Niva was a new vehicle, and when we were all freaked out by the Cold War.

Well times are much different now, not worse mind you I would argue much better! And with kids of my own I am able to see how my perceptions of the world, and my reactions to things, shape their own perceptions and help, or hurt in forming their own opinions. It's both a huge responsibility and and exciting adventure all wrapped into one.

For those of you who remember the 80's, I leave you with this great link. Be advised it's a time-waster!

Prime Minister Paul Martin

Prime Minister Paul Martin
Originally uploaded by PBryden.

The Gomery inquiry has tabled its report, and found Prime Minster Paul Martin free of any of the unscrupulous dealings that plagued the Liberal Party of Canada during the tenure of Jean Chretien. See the CBC website for more details.

This now brings into question the effectiveness of Paul Martin himself. As Minister of finance under Jean Chretien, if he was not aware of the Party financing, then he was evidently more "out of the loop" than most Canadians had previously thought.

One should then ask, "how in-the-loop in Paul Martin as Prime Minister"? This is a more revealing question as we head towards another Federal election in Canada.

Churrascaria in Calgary

According to Calgary's top restaurant critic John Gilchrist;

"Calgary's first Brazilian-style churrascaria is slated to open early in 2006. This is the ultimate meat-on-a-stick experience with whistle-blowing waiters wielding huge hunks of meat on nasty-looking skewers. They slice off as much as you want and keep on bringing it until you say uncle."

I can't wait! After being in Brazil and hearing my wife go on and on about churrascaria, I can't believe we'll be able to experience it!
Does anyone know where the restaurant will be located? I want to line up now!

People Who Dump on SUV’s

I am reading "An Accidental Canadian" by Margaret Wente. Its not a bad book, but I until I read this passage below, I really hadn't had a outright laugh. Unfortunately it happened to occur on a city bus at seven A.M. and I consequently received a few strange looks.

To tell the truth, I like this sort of thing when it happens. If I can make even one person on the bus smile to themselves and think "that was funny", then I am happy in my knowledge that I’ve spread a little unanticipated cheer.

Here's the quote, the italics are mine:

“Deep down inside, these people really believe all cars are wicked. They think all of us should get around on bikes and public transit. In their view, people who love cars for the freedom and mobility they bring (to say nothing of the six CD-players and heated seats) are like people in the olden days who had sex for fun – dangerous and immoral.

By the way, what would Jesus drive? It’s not hard to figure out. Jesus was a country carpenter. So if he lived in Canada, he’d drive an old beat-up F-150 pickup, which is the vehicle of choice up in our neck of the woods. If he was a really successful carpenter, he’d drive an F-250. And some of his disciples would turn them into mudders with gigantic tires and extra strong suspensions, and in winter they’d dig out the Pharisees from the big city for fifty bucks a pop.”

What I'm Reading

I am currently reading A Complicated Kindness by Miriam Toews, and I am struck by how her writing is so easily able to paint vivid pictures in my mind. The writing is tight and full of great imagery, here is a taste...

"I looked straight into the sun to give me something painful to concentrate on".

It simple, yet rich in meaning and symbolism.

Anyway, I'll keep you posted on the book. Its a tale about a teenage girl breaking away form a Mennonite community in Manitoba, it includes all of the typicall teenage angst that one might expect, along with a dose of religious fundametalism.

Labour as a Commodity

I am reading Status Anxiety by Alain de Botton, and I ran across a nugget that I want to share.

On the two divergent imperatives: the economic imperative, which dictates that the primary task of business is to realize a profit; and the human imperative, which causes employees to hunger for financial security, respect and tenure.

de Botton correctly points out that for long periods these two imperatives can coexist happily, however when a company is faced with uncertainty, the economic imperative will always win out.

So if labour is just another input, like raw materials and machinery, the only thing that actually separates it from say a computer, is labour's human quality.